Meat eating Tea Partiers and Republicans accepting Welfare? Why Meat Eaters have to PAY for sex.

Check out this article in the Huffington Post about Processed Meats & Cancer.  It says that the more processed meat you eat, the more you increase your own risk of getting cancers.  And not just ButtCancer. But a lot of cancers.  No shocking news really.  It implies that there is no truly safe amount to eat, like cigarettes.  So why not put a Surgeon General's Warning statement on each bag o'bacon.  On each hot dog at the baseball game?  Why aren't there billboards telling you that the ol' favorite past time food may be able to kill you?  Because our "Free Market" government, under BOTH Dems and Republicans subsidizes Meat.  When you go buy meat, you are accepting welfare.  So basically ANY Republican or Tea Partier should go Vegan just on Principle.  If you buy Kale, rest assured you aren't going to raise taxes.  If you eat Broccoli, don't worry, you probably aren't accepting a cent from that "Big Government" that you despise.  If you are a Senator and you rejected "Stimulus Money" to rebuild bridges that may collapse and kill your residents, or money to fix levees that might bust and cost the whole country millions, then you have no business eating meat.  And not just processed meat.  You are taking a hand out folks.  Yep, a hand-out, an "entitlement".  You are accepting welfare for a product that isn't functioning at all in the "supply-demand" free market, "I'm against government" or "I hate Obama because he's socialist (because I am not a dumb enough Republican or Tea Partier to admit that I hate him because he's black, more intelligent than me, and scares the fuck out of me because of these facts)".  And if you are buying these products and accepting money from the very system that you despise, entitlement programs & welfare, then in my opinion you are voting to give subsidies to things that make our country BROKE.  You don't have to go to school to study economics for a decade to realize that if you give money to things that "could" cause heart disease, diabetes, and cancer, and then you have to PAY to fix all the heart disease, diabetes, and cancer, then it's PRETTY FUCKING STUPID!

Oh, I know it's "hard" to "think" properly when you're busy powdering your wee-wee for the next "tweet fest" or trying to find an "in-state" prostitute so you don't break any additional laws by "not buying local".  OR, you are busy chasing hot lesbians that you give your business card to at the strip club (thank you family values Republican) during your first lap dance.  Geez, if you pay for sex, and try to "buy" women, you might want to make sure they like to blow men first-if you are trying to get them to become your "kept" women of your Republican Paid For Manse.  Of course working in an industry like that, where they see douchebags everyday, that have to pay for female contact, I'd "flip" after about an hour.  Maybe if you skipped the meat, your own wiener would be a good enough woody to get a chic to blow ya for free.  AND you wouldn't be using TAXpayer dollars.

Oh, and ya might want to stick with Lentil Dogs, because just one All American, Entitlement Hot Dog a day increases your diabetes risk by 50%.   And you have to factor in the cost of Viagra.........Is Veganism the New Viagra????




Maybe these Politicians need "Skinny Bastard".  Straight up advice for studs who want blood flow to ALL of their organs.  You won't to pay for it anymore means you will save money while running for re-election..

Skinny Bastard

And maybe all the limp dick douchebag politicians need to tune in to Sanjay Gupta on Cnn's "The Last Heart Attack"and find out how real men keep it hard without subsidized penis shrinkers!

Lucious Lemon Raw Vegan Avocado Pudding and Kisses to "Biggest Loser's" Bob Harper & Jillian Michaels

Raw Vegan Lemon Avocado Pudding.  I have been eating versions of the Carob Pudding daily!!

I think I may be "The Biggest Loser" because I am now hooked on this manipulative show!  Since I found out that Bob Harper went Vegan, for the animals & his health (he was even the Spokesperson for a Farm Sanctuary Walk!) I have been a "Biggest Loser" convert.  Bob's genetically high cholesterol dropped over 100 points after going vegan. Although,  I was pretty surprised that they rarely even mention dietary choices, and when they do it's very '50s style "product placement" sort of manner.  Lately though, at least they have had some ads for "Lara Bars" and other stuff that isn't just trash decorated as breakfast food.  But then moments like when Bob Harper had the UnderDog team to his house for a Vegan Dinner make all the painful advertising and the insane commercial breaks prior to nail biting weigh-ins, well, worth it.  Here are some of Bob Harper's Vegan Recipes that were featured when he had the team over for dinner. 

Here's Bob Harper on the Cover of VegNews!  An all vegan 'zine.

 Bob has also "tweeted" 24 hour "Vegan Challenges", inspiring people to try quitting all animal foods for 24 hours.  I just discovered he has his own line of Supplements that are Vegan called Smart Success! Lactose, Dairy & Gluten Free!  And here is a link to an interview with Bob Harper about being vegan.  He had some a-ha moments after reading "Skinny Bitch", which are a couple of Vegan Chics dishing the true dirt on meat & dairy and how it does ugly stuff to your body (They also have "Skinny Bastard" now too!).  This book is a totally fun read with lots of "potty mouth".   Next he moved on the "The China Study" which is Colin Campbell's book about the research he did in China and the surprising results he found.  Think milk prevents cancer?  Think it prevents your bones from dissolving?  Think Animal protein is good for your body.  Colin Campbell has statistics, charts, graphs, and real life examples, all scientifically based basically linking meat & dairy to nearly every single major ailment common to our Western  population.  You might remember him from the "Forks Over Knives" post and from the Dr. Oz show.  

And here is Bob Harper's interview about Farm Sanctuary & being Vegan.

We usually binge on  Vegan Tacos and Cashew Cheeze, Vegan Indian Chili, Raw Vegan Olive Crostini, or some other high fat, comfort food while watching our "DVR"ed Biggest Loser show.  Yep, we binge while we watch once morbidly obese people get thin.  Sick Habit.  Must Stop!

Fat. Fat. And Lemon!

Other highlights include Bob wearing his "Eat no Cow" shirt (PETA) in the gym and Jillian last night sported a super sexy "My dog is a Rescue" shirt, I believe from PETA also.  Plus Jillian is now advertising Coconut Milk!  That is a zillion steps up from A Milk Moustache.  If you are donning a Milk Moustache and you have allergies, well read up a little about Milk!.  From Wikipedia, a map showing the percentage of  Lactose Intolerance in populations.  

Global Map showing percentage of Lactose Intolerant People.  Maybe Milk Moustaches aren't the best idea for, well, most of us?

I started with one avocado but it wasn't really enough to get the food processor going.
So....2 avocados.  Stevia Packets to taste.  Coconut Nectar. Freshly Squeezed Lemon to taste (I used 2 or 3).  And the total amount of liquid (including lemon juice) should be about one cup.  So I used a tiny bit of lemon juice and then purified water for the rest.  You just process it until it is creamy!!  So simple!  The only difficult part is keep ripe avocados on hand!

My husband said these were too dirty too print.

Have you seen those banned PETA commercials? I included one at the end of the post!

After processing.  You will have to scrape the sides a bit.

So it's not yellow.  I would be more likely to serve the chocolate or carob version to company that isn't "Raw-like".
But I felt like a change!

And it was super yummy!

Eat No Cow Shirt that Bob Harper  wore at the gym in a 2010 episode of "The Biggest Loser".
Available from Peta.  As you can see, Paul McCartney is a fan of it as well!

And I think it was this shirt or check out the Peta "My Dog is a Rescue" V necks, that Jillian was wearing on the show that aired last Tuesday, May 2011.  Her last season!  I always have to "Pause" the tv to see their shirts!  Another Peta Rescue shirt.  Sure Jillian is tough on people trying to save their lives.  She is trying to prevent death!  So she shakes stuff up a bit.  But she has a huge heart and not only rescues dogs, but kids as well!  We will miss you Jillian!

Jillian Michaels on the Dog Whisperer.

And I thought I would order the Guayaki Air Dried Mate in Bulk.  Since my other brands might have some odd links to odd stuff.......

Skinny Bitch

"Skinny Bastard"

The China Study

Wouldn't this qualify for "Green Sex Toys"??
They are even "Solar-Powered".  No BPA's here!!


Are there any other Biggest Loser Fans out there??  Do you sit and eat while you watch other people work out also?  Or are you too busy working out to be lazy enough to watch the tely?